best week ever

This past week was the best week ever here... had 1156 hits. (WOW. Some of you REALLY got bored at work this week). So thanks. :)
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In honor of Monday and my best week ever... I give you... a not-very-hard quotes quiz. Hope it, at the very least, makes you smile a bit on this most painful of weekdays.

1. He’s in-famous? In-famous?

2. … and then you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, I know, but then again- so is high school.

3. The conceptualization, the whole abstraction, the obtuseness of this production to me was what was interesting. I wanted the audience to feel the heat from the fire, the fear, because people don't like fire, poked, poked in their noses…

4. A: What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?
B: Oh, she got hit by a car, she’s dead.

5. [On answering machine] At the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you.

6. You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?

7. This has been a very good … conversation.

8. I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.

9. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

10. This'll be fun. We'll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles.

11. …if I ever lost you I don't know what I would do… (pause) ...I would probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.